My little boy is getting all grown up!
Today I took Fergus to Posh Paws in Harlem for his first Scotty hair cut.
They said he was a star client, whimpering a bit in the beginning then once he realized how much cooler he will feel in this summer heat he laid back and let the buzzing begin.
BEFORE
I can't believe how different he looks. I thought all that mass was hair but it was actually his little stocky body filling out.
BEFORE
Soumanjoy wasn't too thrilled with the prospect of a cut since his curls are so cute (FDR was never a fan for Fala to be cut either) but I think now that it's done his curls will grow in as handsome waves. He will be our own little Swiffer!
FINISHED!
Once home Ferris was eager to see the new look. He seems to approve.
And can't you tell someone is a happy little lad basking in the sun with half his coat and a heap more pizazz?
A southern gentleman who settles bar tabs by writing, I live in a townhouse in Harlem owned by a celebrated milliner and his English partner. Between our own inebriated antics, the tom foolery of our cat and dog, Ferris and Fergus, and the world we live in, I thought it something wise to share.
Monday, June 13, 2011
Saturday, June 11, 2011
My 35th Birthday Bollywood Blowout
This post is way overdue but life has been quite busy since I turned 35! I can't dare post all the pictures here but here are some highlights. I decided to have an Indian themed bash about six months before and spent hours in Butala Emporium in Little India buying decorations. incense, garlands and platters. Soumanjoy and I even made the trip to Jackson Heights to buy a sherwani for me and a sari for mom. Little did I know he already had his sister on a hunt for one in India which he gave to me on my actual birthday.
Molly from Sips and Bites did a stellar job on Indian themed food and Soumanjoy made a killer chicken tikka. My poor bartender had no idea what hit him with 35 people came in at the same time and the crowd swelled to around 75.
We spilled, swilled, twirled and laughed till 2am. One of the earliest party endings I've ever had! Usually people are still coming in at that hour. It was quite a bash. Next year is tee shirts and paper plates!
Samosas from Sips and Bites
Babe and me in our Sherwani's. Rod added the plumes to my turban.
Beatrice in her belly dancing outfit I bought her in Dubai. She was Fergus' favorite toy!
Mama Mary in her sari I bought her in India in 2003! Its debut.
Sandy from Henna Studio spent two hours beautifying everyone in henna. The perfect addition.
Fay's not saying what she is hiding under that sari!
Asha, one of the people the party couldn't happen without.
Can you tell these girls have spent some time in India?
Patrick! He's been planning this outfit for months.
Hanuk never does costume, but he's character enough.
I dream of Juanjo!
Party gets poppin!
Ms. Blume ala Man Ray
Soumanjoy and Poppy King!
The Crew and my gift, an Hermes ashtray of a Scotty.
Harpers Here!
Ben! One of Mama's favorites.
The North Fork Crew.
Anna Banana! Here new store is killing it in the LES
Here comes trouble...
Horacio in the Urban Turban
Chris Olberding does Leopard right!
Felix and his loose lips
Wigs out, games begin.
BOFFO boy Faris and friend
Olivia in her favorite spot, Fergus' crate....
Last but not least, David Usbourne goes Colonial. Viceroy? Attaboy.
Friday, June 10, 2011
Marie Antoinette's Turkish Treasures at The Frick
On a balmy Tuesday afternoon, Lesley Blume and I swaggered over to The Frick to have a private tour of the newest exhibit, Turkish Taste at the Court of Marie-Antoinette.
Exoticism and my favorite Queen all in one exhibit? S’il vous plait!
We met our favorite flapper Heidi Rosenau in the vestibule of the museum (wearing a very nautical 1930’s look) and she escorted us to the tiny room where the treasures are being shown. At first I was disappointed that it wasn’t a full floor of objects but once we began discussing each of the six objects my head was already swimming in a Turkish bath of beauty.
Heidi gave us the rundown of each piece and later, my new neighbor Charlotte Vignon, who is Associate Curator of Decorative Arts at The Frick provided much of the background of the curious and short-lived trend.
France had a love affair with anything exotic and when in 1721 Mehmed Efendi visited Louis XV the royal court was sent into an Arab frenzy. But it was when Marie Antoinette became Queen in 1774 that the trend really took off.
Boudoirs Turcs became all the rage with royals and were always small, personal rooms for close friends (opposed to state rooms), which were mirrored and full of the highest quality furniture and objects. Although the Queen had one created at Versailles and Fontainebleau, the one at the latter is the only one still in existence. It is not open to the public because of it’s size and location but Charlotte being who she is got access and showed us pictures of this amazing little chamber which I hope one day will be open to the plebes like me!
Sadly, the Turkish trend fizzled when Marie Antoinette and the Ancien Regime were carted off to the guillotine. But lucky for us there are a few pieces that survived that can transport us back to those decadent, debaucherous days.
Below are images from the show and my notes on each. Hop on your magic carpet and check out this magical little nook of delicious, dreamy works of art. On view till September 11th.
Pair of Firedogs with a Seated Dromedary
from Marie-Antoinette’s Turkish boudoir at the Château de Fontainebleau, 1777
These dandified dromedaries were all the rage in the Queens court.
Crafted by good ole Pierre Gouthière, the greatest bronze-maker, chaser, and gilder of his time I can only imagine a little fire roaring behind them as M.A. giggled over court gossip. I wasn’t really aware there are camels in Turkey but on further investigation they do indeed reside there and they are known for their wrestling!
Attributed to Jean-Siméon Rousseau de la Rottière (1747–1820) and Jules-Hugues Rousseau (1743–1806)
Pair of Panels from the comte d’Artois’s Turkish Room at Versailles, 1781
In truth I can’t give M.A. all the credit for the Turkish delights. The comte d’Artois, Louis the XVI younger brother actually started the trend around the same time and created his own room in Versailles. These panels come from that room which he used as a library. There are six in existence and the rest are in Paris. The cherubs in turbans give me the major creeps but Lesley and I both gasped at the beauty and the sensuality of the interlocking mermaids on the bottom of the panels.
Pair of Small Console Tables, c. 1780 Gilded and painted beech and walnut with marble tabletop
Although the early history of these tables is unknown their exceptional quality suggest they were once in royal hands. These are the inspiration for the exhibit since they are in the Frick collection.
From mermaids to Blackamoor mermen, Lesley and I nearly had to go outside for some fresh air we got so excited. The crossed crescents at the tops of the tables also evoke the Turkish trend.
Charlotte explained that the Blackamoors and central garlands are all carved out of one solid piece of wood. Impressive. The tables are displayed one at eye level and one, as it would stand on the floor. Charlotte told us they did that so we could see the detail of the tables up close but also when you look down at the lower table one of the mermen is staring directly back at you. We went gaga over his silver earrings and his turban, which was originally gilded in platinum.
To make these tables even more divine, Mr. Frick bought them on suggestion from the legendary Elsie de Wolfe. Cant you imagine her saying, “Henwy those Toikish toibles with toibins are a must!”
Monday, June 06, 2011
Fergus' Graduation From Puppy Class
Today was the big day! Fergus completed his six week class with flying colors.
There was only one other dog in the class and he was a hot mess but regardless, our teacher Shannel was always impressed with Fergus' quick learning.
Not like his daddy who had a tutor half his life and a bowl full of Ritalin.
No he knows how to:
Sit
Stay
Down
Leave it
Drop it
Daddy knows how to:
Not act like a sissy teen queen when he sees Fergus upon entering the house- that makes your dog go wild and he wizzles all over the place and spins out. Just say- Hey Fergus and keep walking.
To give calm commands, again not to excite and have him half poop scoot down the street for a treat from me.
Spray him with water if he barks.
Always keep the leash in the right hand and have him walk on the left
Use weird loud noise to get his attention in case of emergency.
This was especially embarrassing to try in the middle of Pet Smart...
I think we are going to sign up for intermediate classes next. He had such fun!
And it also wears his ass out so daddy can work for a couple of hours.
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