Friday, November 23, 2012

New Orleans in Review





Mama has been to New Orleans several times but I had only been once for a long weekend when I was 17 and in a French emersion program at Georgia Tech. Clearly, I don’t remember much. I was eagerly awaiting this part of the trip since so many friends in New York rave about modern New Orleans and how it will be my spirit home.
                                                                       (Soniat House)



Sadly, I missed what they find magical and I don’t see myself returning there. I think some people who don’t know the South find this the perverted, dark South they read about. I guess there is that, but spending so much time in the incredibly elegant cities of Charleston and Savannah, New Orleans simply fell flat.
                                               (His face and her arms had me in stitches)

                           (Check out the needlepoint belt we found mama's going to make for me!)

                           (Fantastic Perfumeur- Thank you Douglas Little for introducing me!)


It had it’s highlights. Our hotel, Soniat House, was sublime. I will never forget those biscuits.

Commanders Palace lunch was amusing, Galatoire’s was chaotic but epic Red Fish menieuiere, potato soufflé and Oysters Rockefeller. The carousel bar was a hoot and I nearly got sick spinning around that thing. I loved, loved Magazine Street and its charming boutiques and great antiques and Myscha Lake belting out standards at The Spotted Cat was gorgeous. And who can complain about the architecture?

                                                            (The Garden District)





But the amount of drunk, delirious, drug riddled people that greet you at every corner in every area was sad to me and mother, not to mention scary. We were admiring the beauty of a white husky regally perched on the sidewalk while his filthy owner was drinking and attempting to play a guitar. When another dog came up to say hello the owner grabbed the husky by the collar and threw him against a wall. Mother and I were so angry and certainly said something but he just threw an F-bomb our way and went on looking for discarded cigarettes. Another man yelled at his son so loudly we just ducked into a corner to wait for him to pass. A drunk man was waving his paper bag of booze around so violently in front of the Carousel Bar even the door man got nervous. And you can forget Bourbon Street.


I didn’t find any of it charming, amusing or exciting. It was just dirty, depressing and dangerous. Those poor 18 year old girls slouched up against poles in thongs and too big heels waiting for customers just turned my stomach.


              (The New Orleans Athletic Club- jogged over for a quick workout and a rubber neck)




Maybe I’m getting old! Maybe I am in a different head space, regardless, it soured the city for me. One place I did go gaga for was the New Orleans Athletic Club. Our hotel has  free passes for guests so I got up Tuesday morning and jogged over to the Edwardian explosion for a little work out. The marble slab showers, indoor pool and deep red drinking room were enough to make me want to move in. 


                                        (Myscha Lake belting out standards at The Spotted Cat)

This morning mama and I woke up for one last biscuit before heading to the airport on the busiest travel day of the year. We were blessed with great weather, no traffic and two hours to spare before our on time flights. 

I can only imagine what boat we will float on next be it on the Nile, the Ashely or Bosphorus. Stay tuned. 

3 comments:

Reggie Darling said...

I spent a long weekend in NOLA several years ago, also gloriously ensconced at the Soniat House. We adored the city and look forward to returning to it one day. The only reason to step foot on revolting and depressing Bourbon Street is to run for the door of Galatoire's, and yes, the drug- and drink-fueled denzens are gross, mean, and repulsive. Unfortunately, the city has become a destination for lowlife determined to make every weekend of the year into Mardi Gras, much to the dismay of those who live there and have better things to do with their lives. Once one realizes that, and steers clear of the areas where the party rages on and on, the city can be quite delightful. So full of history, and gumption, too. One does tire of an all-too-steady diet of Creole cooking, though. A devoted reader, Reggie

Not Scarlett said...

Oh my! I am so sorry! New Orleans is my favorite place on earth! (And I am very well traveled in my 60 years of life.)Perhaps, you were not informed as to where to go what to do and who to see. As with all cities, there are places to be avoided, but also much to enjoy...so much culture of the Spanish and French influences. I so wish I had been able to share things with you prior to your trip.

Coulda shoulda woulda said...

I am sorry to hear that. I can see where you are coming from but I must say that for me this place deserves a place in the glorious trifecta of Savannah, Charleston, and New Orleans.

I could easily live in any one of those places - Savannah being third place funny enough.

But give it another go which I am sure you will and it will show you its other side of its mercurial nature.